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Posted: Thu Jul 17th, 2008 08:54 pm |
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don't vermin eat fruit then?
and what about fag ash? or when you do as i do when i'm in a park or something which is roll the fag between my fingers until all the tobacco comes out? or roll ups - you crush those fellas properly and they all but disappear?
i reckon for every law that gets introduced two existing ones should be abolished, cos i'm getting pretty sick of all this petty legislation
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Posted: Thu Jul 17th, 2008 09:30 pm |
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Kraftwotsit, are you Mary Fucking Whitehouse?
I have never in my life seen someone so utterly full of repressed bollox in my life.
Do I litter? yes I prob have at some point.
have I dropped fag ends? yep.
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Posted: Thu Jul 17th, 2008 09:32 pm |
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Mav wrote:
Kraftwotsit, are you Mary Fucking Whitehouse?
I have never in my life seen someone so utterly full of repressed bollox in my life.
Do I litter? yes I prob have at some point.
have I dropped fag ends? yep.
Well you're as big a cunt as the rest then aren't you? Expecting everyone else to pick your filth up. I don't get it.
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Posted: Thu Jul 17th, 2008 09:34 pm |
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I never expected you to get it.
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Posted: Fri Jul 18th, 2008 07:50 am |
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PaulR wrote: Once again I am reminded that motorcyclists are very different now than they were when I started riding.
Careful - sounding like our 'old old friend' there matey....
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Posted: Fri Jul 18th, 2008 08:21 am |
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Mav wrote: I never expected you to get it.
What a disappointing riposte.
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Posted: Fri Jul 18th, 2008 09:22 am |
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After checking t'interweb, fag ends are NOT biodegradable. The 'cotton' in the filter is actually fibres of plastic.
Whilst not so intolerant, I have to admire kraftys solid conviction on this one.
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Posted: Fri Jul 18th, 2008 09:36 am |
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kraftwerk wrote: Mav wrote: I never expected you to get it.
What a disappointing riposte.
maybe if I had thought about it for 12 hours it could be as good as yours?
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Posted: Fri Jul 18th, 2008 10:09 am |
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How to litter and get away with it:
Ahh the youth of today!!
See Chris R, could have saved yourself £50 by doing this!
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Posted: Fri Jul 18th, 2008 10:12 am |
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DaveyDavey wrote: How to litter and get away with it:
Ahh the youth of today!!
See Chris R, could have saved yourself £50 by doing this!
Nah, for the sake of saving the shame of getting my arse kicked by some old man from the council, I'd rather stump up the cash 
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Posted: Fri Jul 18th, 2008 10:28 am |
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Do we need a top ten of irritating things that happen everyday?
I'll start one...
My big fat neighbour whose breasticals start at half mast and extend right the way down to her knees FFS walks right across my driveway every fucking day like its just part of the pavement! She also drives her fucking beaten to shit BMW across the fucker when she gets home from work because its easier to straightline her approach than respect my property and drive up her drive!
I'm thinking road spikes might not be the most neighbour thing to use but it would get the bloody point across that this is my drive! I paid for the fucker to be concreted and my son may one day be playing on it. Get your fucking car off it!
...its ok I'm calmer now.
On the fag butt thing, 50 quid is steep but it is a filthy habit and hordes of snokers outside every office creating their fog and dropping their shite does hack my off. And no fag butt do not biodegrade easily.
The punishment has to fit the crime or else it loses all respect for those that are caught. If you had all been fined a tenner or twenty quid would you be whinging quite so much or would you have copped to it and admited that chucking you butt on the floor was a pretty shite thing to do and in the future you'll look for somewhere to put it.
Also chaps, chaps, chaps... call each other cnuts for hanging out back of each other's missuses, for stealing each other bikes, for taking a shit on each others coffee tables but not for disagreeing over littering! Perspective please?
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Posted: Fri Jul 18th, 2008 11:20 am |
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chris r wrote: DaveyDavey wrote: How to litter and get away with it:
Ahh the youth of today!!
See Chris R, could have saved yourself £50 by doing this!
Nah, for the sake of saving the shame of getting my arse kicked by some old man from the council, I'd rather stump up the cash
I was right there this morning, must have just missed it. It's not as if I havn't seen massive groups of afro caribbean youths causing a nuisance on the High Steet before...
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Posted: Fri Jul 18th, 2008 11:39 am |
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Mav wrote: kraftwerk wrote: Mav wrote: I never expected you to get it.
What a disappointing riposte.
maybe if I had thought about it for 12 hours it could be as good as yours?
I doubt it.
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Posted: Fri Jul 18th, 2008 04:40 pm |
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dunkydoda wrote: Do we need a top ten of irritating things that happen everyday?
I'll start one...
My big fat neighbour whose breasticals start at half mast and extend right the way down to her knees FFS walks right across my driveway every fucking day like its just part of the pavement! She also drives her fucking beaten to shit BMW across the fucker when she gets home from work because its easier to straightline her approach than respect my property and drive up her drive!
I'm thinking road spikes might not be the most neighbour thing to use but it would get the bloody point across that this is my drive! I paid for the fucker to be concreted and my son may one day be playing on it. Get your fucking car off it!
...its ok I'm calmer now.
On the fag butt thing, 50 quid is steep but it is a filthy habit and hordes of snokers outside every office creating their fog and dropping their shite does hack my off. And no fag butt do not biodegrade easily.
The punishment has to fit the crime or else it loses all respect for those that are caught. If you had all been fined a tenner or twenty quid would you be whinging quite so much or would you have copped to it and admited that chucking you butt on the floor was a pretty shite thing to do and in the future you'll look for somewhere to put it.
Also chaps, chaps, chaps... call each other cnuts for hanging out back of each other's missuses, for stealing each other bikes, for taking a shit on each others coffee tables but not for disagreeing over littering! Perspective please?
Funny as fuck
As for the punishment fitting the crime - it does. It's the punishment for OTHER Crimes that's out of step.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21st, 2008 03:10 pm |
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dunkydoda wrote:
Also chaps, chaps, chaps... call each other cnuts for hanging out back of each other's missuses, for stealing each other bikes, for taking a shit on each others coffee tables but not for disagreeing over littering! Perspective please?
Totaly agree. but being called one once to often tends to blunt yer perspective a tad!
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Posted: Mon Jul 21st, 2008 07:14 pm |
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Two of the many reasons why the UK is going to the dogs;
1. A lack of pride in the country in which we live, (inc littering - maybe the kids throwing the chip wrappers see adults throwing fag butts?)
2. The agressive way people comunicate with each other; usually from within the safety of their vehicles or on forums like this...
Look at the examples we set!
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Posted: Tue Jul 22nd, 2008 03:07 am |
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workshirk wrote: Two of the many reasons why the UK is going to the dogs;
1. A lack of pride in the country in which we live, (inc littering - maybe the kids throwing the chip wrappers see adults throwing fag butts?)
2. The agressive way people comunicate with each other; usually from within the safety of their vehicles or on forums like this...
Look at the examples we set!
Ouch!
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Posted: Tue Jul 22nd, 2008 04:18 am |
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I expect Stephen Fry has flicked a few fag butts. He would shudder at the Americanism though.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22nd, 2008 07:30 am |
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| I'm with the anti-litter brigade on this one. Capital punishment for deliberately dropping litter.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22nd, 2008 07:58 am |
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i woke up this morning to find loads of dog ends all over my fucking patio, i was really fucked off until i remembered it was me who flicked them there. still, it only goes to prove what a cunt i am when i've had a drink
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